Pasta sauce.

I can't believe it.

At least none of the things that I stored for the supposed volcanic eruption will go to waste.

And, well, it could be worse. I'm relieved that everyone is safe. And I hope that everyone remains safe as well. I hope that no one actually ate the marinara sauce? That's unhygienic, you know. Any gastrointestinal ( Read more... )

[voice post]

Everyone, I’m certain it has come to your attention that there is a volcano that has risen in the forest. I advise everyone to take the necessary precautions with regards to the impending natural disaster that the City has deemed to mete upon us.

Find shelter away from the volcano, and stock up on necessary supplies-food and water, ( Read more... )